This video grew like a horrible fungus from a photo I found on my computer. Why this film exists is a question that only its title can answer.

For an extra dose of horror click here

Showtime commissioned a new video, and here it is. Its a metaphor for something-or-other, but mainly I made it because I hate spiders and wanted to torture myself. 

Here are some gifs you can download – click on the images to view them:

Click here for the Jazz Fu!

I made this in flash and never bothered learning how to make it stop, so I’ve made it open in its own page to spare people having to listen to jazz all the way down the blog.

An alternative Christmas message.

Here’s the ‘Best Budget Dance Video’ award I won at the UK MVAs for my Eskmo ‘We Got More’ film. As you can see I am well chuffed, although I couldn’t collect it in person because I was moving house the next day and was trapped in my flat by a wall of cardboard boxes.

Thanks to Martin Dobson at Ninja Tune for commissioning the video and sending me the trophy. It all turned out rather well I think.